Archive for February, 2008

The ZooMobile

The Cartoon Version of the ZooMobileZooMobile season is heating up which means I’ll spend more time in the actual ZooMobile. Yes – the cartoon looking picture is an exact replica of the mini-van I take to schools. Like most things in life, driving around in the ZooMobile has advantages and disadvantages.

Let’s start with the advantages. As you can see the mini-van is brightly colored and covered in animals so it is definitely attention grabbing. If you want to make a turn people are more than happy to let you by. People let me merge into traffic much more readily than they do when I’m driving my personal car. The same goes for changing lanes. While driving down the interstate people often blow their horns and wave at you. You see children’s faces light up as they see the van. And not just children’s faces. I’ve seen many adults do a double take and then break into a grin as they see me going by.

 

Then there are the disadvantages. As you can see the mini-van is brightly colored and covered in animals so it is definitely attention grabbing. This cuts both ways. When I get lost going to a program (which happens more than I would like to admit) it’s hard to discreetly turn around in someone’s driveway. And I’m one of those people who likes to sing and seat-dance while driving. Since I’m in a brightly colored mini-van that is covered in animals people tend to look at the van – and then they see me, serenading the animals. Or talking to them. I’ve often looked over to see people looking at me like I’m a little crazy when I’m sitting at a stop light chatting to the pigeon in the front seat. But then, they can’t see the pigeon so it really looks like I’m sitting there talking to an empty seat. Now that I think about it, I’m not sure which is worse: people thinking I’m talking to an empty seat or a bird.

So, if you happen to see the ZooMobile out there blow your horn and give a wave. And if I’m singing, dancing, or talking to the seat next to me just ignore me.

 

See you next week!!

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Everybody Poops

Abraham, the Bearded DragonIt is one of those facts of life that everything that eats must therefore get rid of some of what they ate. This fact has been demonstrated thoroughly this week as on almost every program I have been on I’ve had to do much cleaning of scat (the biological term for poop). There’s been owl scat, ferret scat, wallaby scat, and bearded dragon scat. And that’s just the ones that actually happened while they were out of their carriers and actually in front of the kids on program – don’t even get me started on cleaning out the carriers when I got back to the zoo! How do we deal with this? Excellent question. We take “splat mats”, aka plastic shower liners, and lots of heavy duty cleaning supplies with us when we go on program. In a perfect world all the scat ends up on the splat mats, we wipe them down and off we go. Alas, this is not a perfect world. Every so often the animal decides to use you as their splat mat. That happened this week. Abraham, our bearded dragon (pictured above), was sitting on my lap while I was showing a group of students some of his adaptations. Abraham is usually a very calm little guy but this particular day he was squirmy. I noticed about 3 seconds too late that he was getting ready to use me as his own personal toilet. So sitting there in front of 20 kids, Abraham let go on my lap. The teachers were wonderful and brought me paper towels and we managed to carry on as if nothing major had gone on. Abraham just sat there looking at me. The way he was looking at me made it look like he was smirking at me. This is truly a glamorous life I am leading.

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